Crazy True Facts About Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage definitely isn't the actor you cast as the boring old "everyman" character, but that's exactly why his fan base loves him. While so many people hide their eccentricities from the world, Cage applies his quirky style to every job he takes. He brings the same intensity to every performance, whether he's playing a depressed screenwriter (and his identical twin brother) in an Academy Award-winning film, or screaming about how much he hates bees ("Not the bees! Aggghhh!") in a B-grade horror remake. Say what you will about Nicolas Cage, but that guy never phones it in. Ever.

Even in the real world, Nicolas Cage is quite a character. Despite being in the public eye for most of his life, Cage has never shown any qualms about discussing his weirder interests, experiences, and lifestyle choices, and for that, he deserves credit. It takes effort to be weird, but not many people are bold enough to be so publicly weird. We won't claim he's a vampire, like some others have, but he's definitely one unique dude.

House cats are neurotic enough without adding hallucinogens to the mix. What do you do if you accidentally leave your magic mushrooms lying around and your feline friend licks them right up?

This sounds like a big "oops," but if you love animals as much as Nicolas Cage, you might be inclined to join them in the experience. According to The Guardian, Cage explained to David Letterman in 2010 that when his cat, Lewis, gobbled up the actor's mushrooms as if they were catnip, Nicolas Cage decided the only moral thing to do was take mushrooms with him, to provide companionship. Cage told Letterman, "I remember lying in my bed for hours, and Lewis was on the desk across from the bed for hours, staring at each other ... not moving. But he would stare at me." Evidently, Cage and Lewis bonded over this shared experience, with Cage saying that after going through it, "I had no doubt that he was my brother." No word on whether they've tried it again since.

Most major celebrities get followed by creepy fans at some point in their careers, but not surprisingly, Nicolas Cage has the weirdest stalker stories around. In an interview with Parade, Cage said when he was filming Bringing Out the Dead, he became unsettled by the random appearance of a silent performer in a mime costume. Evidently, the mime somehow got past security and kept doing strange antics on the set. Cage clearly got a bad vibe from the mime, saying, "I guess it would fall into the stalker category, more or less." Apparently, the producers were similarly weirded out, and ordered the mime removed. He never came back — as far as anyone knows, anyway.

This isn't the only invasive encounter Nicolas Cage has experienced. According to Reuters, Cage said in 2011 he endured a home invasion and had been awoken at 2 a.m. by a naked man standing at the foot of his bed, wearing nothing but Cage's leather jacket and licking a fudgesicle. Cage stayed calm, talked the guy into leaving his house and didn't press charges. So even when Cage himself isn't being odd, odd things seem to happen to him.

In Japan, Sankyo's Pachinko is an arcade/gambling game which has many fans, but in the United States, it might forever remembered for the increasingly weird series of commercials that starred Nicolas Cage. According to Complex, these insane videos — which feature such sequences as a cowboy Cage maniacally dancing with spherical-headed aliens, or Cage getting insanely excited about triplets — were never meant to be shown in the United States. But then YouTube happened, the ads became a staple meme among American high school kids, and Cage earned some of his most adoring fans. So hey, it worked out for the best.

But for better or for worse, Nicolas Cage's weird adventures in Japanese marketing don't end there. According to a 2017 article on Japan Today, Cage's likeness was also featured on a line of snack foods called "Nicolastick," as part of a marketing stunt for his movie Army of One. The problem? Cage never gave his permission, and when he found out, the distributor apologized.  

Some people stick to a vegetarian diet, for moral reasons. Others go vegan. Many people eat meat, but are strict about what kinds of meat they consume, whether it's due to a desire to keep kosher, a preference for grass-fed, organic beef, or what have you. Nicolas Cage also practices a rather specific sort of carnivorous diet, as described by the Telegraph. In an interview with the Sun, Cage explains he chooses the animals he eats based on how dignified their mating rituals are. For example, he's comfortable if you put birds or fish on his dinner table — but pigs? Not so much. 

That said, this has nothing to do with his personal feelings toward the animals themselves — as he's stated on many occasions, he's a big animal lover, with a "fascination with fish, birds, whales, sentient life, insects, reptiles" — so his views on their mating rituals are only a factor when it comes to what's on his plate. So far, there's no word on whether he would ever consider chomping down on one of those Japanese Nicolasticks.  

The best pranks always carry a certain level of risk, but when Nicolas Cage decided to punk an entire passenger airplane a couple decades back, he probably took it a little too far. Recounting the whole incident to David Letterman, Cage explained that about halfway through the flight, he somehow got a hold of the PA system, and announced over the speakers that he was the pilot, and "wasn't feeling very well," which definitely isn't something you want to hear when you're miles up in the sky. Understandably, the actual pilot was pretty upset about the whole thing.

Cage's first problem, after doing the prank? When the aircraft landed, six armed police officers met him at the door. The bigger problem? One of Cage's fellow passengers was infamous Hollywood wild child Charlie Sheen, who — unbeknownst to Cage — had a bag of cocaine wrapped around his ankle, and thus also wasn't too happy about Cage's little prank. Somehow, Cage managed to talk his way out of the situation, and no one suffered any legal trouble over it.

This might sound silly, but honestly, if there were any major actor who was going to be revealed as an immortal creature, it would be Nicolas Cage. Back in 2011, The Hollywood Reporter discussed an eBay listing that had set the internet ablaze: a yellowed photo dating back to the U.S. Civil War, which the seller claimed as proof that Nicolas Cage was actually a vampire. The seller, who wanted $1 million, argued that Cage was probably an undead being who reinvented himself every 75 years or so. The whole thing was tongue in cheek, but it can't be argued that the guy in that photo really did look a lot like Nicolas Cage.

Joke or not, the vampire theory got people talking so much that by the following year, Cage himself was forced to comment on the matter, according to Today. Though Cage conceded a resemblance, he shot down the internet's fantastical explanation, telling the world, "I don't drink blood, and the last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection." So for now, that's his story and he's sticking to it. We'll just have to wait 75 years or so, and see if a new celebrity, politician, wizard, or superhero emerges with Cage's easily recognizable appearance and personal quirks. On the other hand, if Cage does turn out to be as mortal as the rest of us, at least the creepily lifelike wax figure pictured above will preserve his likeness for eternity.