False Facts About Final Fantasy You Always Thought Were True

One of the most persistent myths about the Final Fantasy series is that Square, in a thrilling underdog story, named their 1987 RPG Final Fantasy because they thought it would the last game they'd ever make before going belly-up. Obviously, Square went on to make a zillion dollars and a zillion Final Fantasy games, so isn't it crazy and ironic they stuck final in the title? Little did they know, etc.

It's a great story, real neat and feel-good ... but it's total hogwash. It's like they tell you at the airport: be cautious of tidy packages you didn't pack yourself. Looking deeper into the tale reveals something far less sexy. As Kotaku reports, the game's creator, Hironobu Sakaguchi, says his team was simply looking for a title that could be abbreviated to "FF" in English, because the pronunciation, "efu efu," is pleasing in Japanese. They actually wanted to go with the far butcher title Fighting Fantasy, but a well-known role playing gamebook series already had the title.

Keeping the "Fantasy" part made sense, considering the game's setting, but the "Final" part was almost an afterthought. Final Fantasy was chosen, ultimately, because there is a famous Japanese Katakana loanword for final, "fainaru," that the team knew would get a good response — it had nothing to do with actual finality. "Those days definitely seemed like end times," Sakaguchi said at a 2015 talk on the history of JRPGs, "but honestly, any word that started with 'F' would've been fine." Fajitas Fantasy it is, then!

Final Fantasy VI's General Leo, for one fabulous fleeting moment, is a playable character. At a critical point in the game's narrative, it looks like the legendary swordsman might just join your party permanently. He's pretty amazing, too — his default attack hits four times in a row, which typically requires hunting down a rare relic called an Offering. His special ability, Shock, doesn't cost any MP and deals non-elemental magic damage to all of his enemies. He's also the rare video game character with a mohawk that isn't some flunky getting dropkicked by Mayor Haggar & Co. Leo's an all-around awesome dude, despite being loyal to the obviously evil Empire.

So it's particularly painful when Kefka, that son of a submariner, actual-kills Leo in Thamasa. It's not as devastating as Aeris' death in Final Fantasy VII, but it still stings. Surely there's a legitimate way to bring him back to life, right? Why would Square go to all that trouble to make him playable just to kill him off? What about killing 1000 dinosaurs in the Dino Forest? Is that enough of a blood offering for you, Square?

Unfortunately, there's no in-universe way to bring him back from the dead. The rumors of resurrection-via-dino-slaughter were just trolls being trolls. Reviving Leo just isn't a part of the game's massive script. You can, however, break the game using the infamous Airship glitch, putting Leo into your party temporarily and forcing the zombified General into some macabre hijinks (like making him visit his own grave), before he disappears without a trace at the party selection screen. But that's not quite the same thing, is it?

Blame Conan O'Brien for this one: On the talk show host's hilarious "Clueless Gamer" Final Fantasy XV segment, O'Brien is told by an unnamed staffer (or Square/Enix representative?) that battling the towering Adamantoise — a recurring monster throughout the series — would take a whopping 72 hours of real time to defeat. Conan, of course, found that utterly insane, shouting "Why would someone play this?!"

The legend of the Adamantoise got some more fuel tossed on it when game director Hajime Tabata claimed it was more like 15 hours, like that's any better. Fortunately, a YouTube user named PowerPyx put all of this insanity to rest by proving you could defeat the behemoth in just over 45 minutes. Yes, you need to be really powerful and have tons of supplies (the Adamantoise is at level 99 and boasts well over 5 million hit points), but it can be done, and you don't need a whole long weekend to do it.

If "just under an hour" still sounds nuts to you, how many unskippable 1:20 Knights of the Round Summon animations did you sit through playing Final Fantasy VII? Probably way more than 45 minutes' worth. At least the Adamantoise keeps you on your toes.

How many Final Fantasy VI fans spent countless hours trying to take down Chupon in the Colosseum, just to be sneezed away? Sure, all that was at stake was a measly elixir, but it was the principle of the thing: that sniffling pink nightmare needed to be wiped out. Too bad it wasn't possible, right?

Not exactly. It is entirely possible to take Chupon down, provided you have a level 90-99 character, wielding the Atma Weapon with Gengi Gloves and an Offering, and he attacks you first, and your game-controlled character doesn't cast magic. So yeah, it's tricky to pull off, but it's still rewarding to see the little scab turn to pink dust.

While the first Final Fantasy title for the Playstation 2, Final Fantasy X, is widely considered to be the first game in the series with voice acting, that isn't technically true. That title goes to Final Fantasy VII, which actually features a few snippets of uncredited voice acting, almost entirely obscured by music.

As demonstrated in the video above, if you owned the PC version of the game, you could play the FMV of the Mako Cannon firing and remove the music tracks. This allows you to more easily hear a voice on the intercom say the following: "Radar system is go. Sister Ray target confirmed. Entering discharge preparations. All workers should evacuate from the designated area." A strange choice, perhaps, but at least we didn't have to listen to any of Barrett's offensive Mr. T nonsense.