Most Epic Bathroom Scenes In Movies

There are a lot of funny bathroom scenes in the American Pie series, but the one with Finch blasting the hell out of a toilet in the girl's bathroom was the most epic of all.

Finch, whom Stiffler calls s***brick due to his inability/refusal to take a dump at school, is suffering from a slight case of pharmaceutical-grade laxative-induced immediate-onset diarrhea. You know the kind. He's tricked into running into the ladies room, where he attempts to relieve himself only to find that a couple of girls have taken up temporary residence in the stalls adjacent to his. Not only does he need to try and hold it, but they are talking about him and his supposed virility, when he finally just can't hold it in anymore.

The girls run screaming from the bathroom, which of course, is the only way out. Finch follows and runs into the snickers and guffaws of ... pretty much the entire school, because this entire series was an awkward teen's nightmare. Sure, we all poop, but how many people can both clear the room and bring together a whole other room while doing it?

After years of obscurity, little Ben Stiller's finally grown, and is going to prom with the most beautiful girl in school. He even winds up in her home and she is ready to go. But first, time to pee. Problem is, while taking care of number one, a couple girls see you, freak out, and he freaks out too. He freaks out so much, in fact, he doesn't think to clear the area when zipping back up and ... well, if you've seen the movie, you can still hear him scream.

This is already every guy's worst nightmare (NSFW), so of course it immediately becomes worse, as his date's father, her mother, a cop, and even a fireman all come in to see what's going on. After everyone stares and giggles, the fireman attempts a zipdown, which sends Stiller bleeding all the way to the hospital. Still, a better fate than going to pronm and having to suffer ugh the Electric Slide.

The fun and nasty bits of this scene start out in the bathroom, but they certainly don't end there. As each woman succumbs to the food poisoning that has ravaged their respective bellies, one pukes all over the toilet while Melissa McCarthy takes a dump in the sink screaming "Don't look at me!" It isn't long before one woman runs in and pukes on the head of the lady puking in the toilet. It's like the world's most disgusting layer cake.

Meanwhile, Kristen Wiig is fighting the inevitable as the blushing bride, Maya Rudolph, runs into the street wearing what has to be a very expensive wedding dress, only to stop, drop, and take a massive dump in the middle of the street, giving new meaning to the roadways being crap during Rush Hour.

If this happened in real life, it would trend like gangbusters on YouTube within a matter of minutes. Since it was in a movie, you simply have the challenge of watching this without laughing and cringing. It isn't possible.

Bathroom time is private time, isn't it? Most people prefer to shut the door, keep to themselves, and take care of business with as much dignity as possible. It's gross, but we all have to do it. Just, don't broadcast your urinary exploits and flatulence to the entire planet, as Frank Drebin did in this scene. at a news conference held by the Mayor of Los Angeles about the Queen of Bloody England!

The lesson here is that, if you ever put a live mike onto your lapel, make sure to deactivate the thing before you evacuate your dirty bits ... unless you're into the whole public display thing, of course. Also, lay off the bathroom singing. You're not nearly as good as you think you are.

Some folks won't set foot into a public toilet, and this scene might just be the reason why. Not only does Ewan McGregor desperately need to relieve his bowels, he does so in the worst toilet in Scotland (maybe in the world). It looks like someone filled a balloon with diarrhea and popped it a good three feet above the toilet.

Enjoy that visual for a moment while you watch the video and see the man realize he may have crapped his newly-placed suppositories into the toilet. The scene goes from the absolute ends of disgusting (digging through crap-brown water and desperately trying not to spew), and right into surreal beauty (diving into the toilet, swimming through crystal-clear water, and finding his lost treasure.

You have to be pretty desperate to go after your butt drugs after spraying the bowl in a clean environment, much less this one. If they started playing this scene in high schools as an anti-drug campaign, it's likely nobody would ever do heroin again.

Shenanigans always seem to take place when guys run into a girl's restroom, and this scene is no different. Not only do we get to witness some nasty poop & fart humor, the girls play a game they like to call "Battles***s." It's ... exactly what it sounds like. As each girl lets one go, the sounds only get louder and more intense. The viewer can only imagine what's happening, and no matter how hot you thought those two were before this scene, there's no going back after it's done.

The guys even drop all of their weed in the toilet and ran out like bats out of a particularly stinky Hell, while one lady exclaims, "You sunk my battles***!" One wonders exactly what their scoring system must be ... but don't try to think about it too hard.

Several scenes in The Shining take place in the bathroom, but this one's by far the most memorable. If you hear "Heeeeeere's Johnny," and think of the Johnny Carson Show, you've never seen The Shining. If you have, you know the scene and perhaps the story behind it. Nicholson improvised the "Johnny" line, and it stuck. This has even been voted the scariest movie scene in film history, according to a poll on Play.com.

Shooting The Shining was a traumatic experience for Shelley Duvall, who had a hard time with this scene in particular. There are even rumors that her cries of "Please, Jack" were aimed at Nicholson, and not the character he was playing. At one point, she became dehydrated from crying so much, and needed to constantly keep water around. 

It's hard to be happy about the movie's biggest schmuck finally getting his, when it happens in what has to be the most horrific way possible.

It's likely you never saw this movie unless you happen to love campy horror from the '80s, but you may have seen this bathroom scene. Have you ever seen a video online of a rat or a snake popping up in a toilet and thought that was the worst thing that could ever happen? If you happen to be the guy in this scene, it's a lot worse than that. Instead of a snake or rat, it's a vicious, man-eating Ghoulie, and Mr. Schmuck sits right on him. We don't get to see directly what happens (whew!), but we all know what happened. Dude got his ass chewed off ... and whatever else he might have had hanging around down there.

Try to go to the can now without checking inside the bowl first ... we dare you.