Why living on the Enterprise would absolutely suck
A whole generation grew up watching the adventures of the Starship Enterprise and her exploits on Star Trek: The Next Generation. They dreamed of slipping into that Lycra leisurewear uniform and voyaging to the farthest reaches of space and time. To boldly going where no man, er, no one has gone before. Sadly, those nerdy '90s kids, so full of dreams and dunkaroos, had no idea they were living in utter denial, because, for all the fabulous adventures, scientific breakthroughs and interspecies sex crewmembers got to take part in, there were some serious downsides.
So, why would working on the Federation's flagship be an unending nightmare, you ask? Just trust us, if you get a job on this ship, you're not going to live long or prosper.