Boxing Fights We'd Only Get To See In Our Dreams
Once upon a time, boxing was the most popular sport in America, with tens of millions of fans gathering around their radios to hear the breathless blow-by-blow of the latest heavyweight bout. Now? Most people couldn't even name a current boxer. What the sport really needs is that one big dream fight that will get everyone talking again. Unfortunately, with today's complete dearth of superstars, that's exactly what all the greatest matches are: fights we could only see in our dreams. And if we're going to dream, we might as well dream big. Here's a look at some of the greatest boxing fights that we'll only get to see in our imaginations.
Mike Tyson vs. Muhammad Ali
In his prime, Tyson was a dominating force of nature, a menacing villain who tipped almost into caricature. Ali, on the other hand, was a natural showman, a charmer, a media presence—and also a more skilled and more technical fighter than anyone Tyson ever had to face in the ring. The contrast in their styles and personalities would make it a dream fight even without the fact that they are two of the greatest boxers who ever lived. How awesome would this be?
The Klitschko Brothers
Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko made boxing history when they became the first brothers to simultaneously hold world heavyweight boxing titles. However, the two giants never unified those belts, for a simple reason: they had vowed to their mother that they would never fight each other. As a result, the most highly anticipated heavyweight bout of the past 20 years never happened. For the sake of the Klitschko family gatherings, that's probably just as well, but it's too bad for the rest of the world.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao in their primes
Yeah, so technically they did actually fight. But the boring debacle we were subjected to in 2015 was nothing compared the dream fight we all wanted to see back in 2009. That's when Pacquiao was in his prime, winning his sixth title in his sixth different weight division. Mayweather, of course, famously ducked Pacquiao for years, not wanting to risk his perfect record against someone who could conceivably beat him. Once Pacquiao's physical skills had diminished, though, Floyd was happy to take a paycheck to dance around him. We'll always dream about the fight that might have been, if only Mayweather had been willing to put his money where his mouth was.
Jack Dempsey vs. Joe Louis
Despite retiring in 1927, Jack Dempsey still remains one of the most popular boxers in history. His legend has only really been eclipsed by one man: Joe Louis, who held the heavyweight championship for 12 years while successfully defending his title 25 times. Dempsey once said that he was glad he never had to face Louis in the ring, but he was the only person in the world who felt that way. Even now, a Dempsey versus Louis fight would unquestionably be the bout of the century. If only that cloning technology would catch up to our dreams.
Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Aaron Pryor
Sugar Ray Leonard announced his first retirement in 1982. Though he would come out of retirement a couple times over the next few years, his decision to leave the ring came at an unfortunate time for boxing fans, because it coincided with the rise of an electric new power: Aaron "The Hawk" Pryor. Pryor dominated the super lightweight division in the early 1980s before moving up to welterweight and claiming that title as well. That put him right in Leonard's wheelhouse, but by the time Leonard was ready to come out of retirement again, Pryor had hung up his gloves. What if?
Mike Tyson vs. George Foreman
Mike Tyson and George Foreman were two of the angriest, fiercest, heaviest hitters in the history of boxing. We're not talking about late career revival Foreman, with his grills and big smiles and gregarious nature. No, not that guy. Think the enraged, focused, death machine Foreman from the early 1970s. Everything Tyson had going for him in his prime, Foreman had already pioneered a decade earlier. Foreman did actually try to land a fight with Tyson in the 1990s, when they were both well past their peak, but it never materialized. If they ever get that time machine invented, everyone knows what the first order of business is.
Micky Ward vs. Arturo Gatti - Part IV
"Irish" Micky Ward and Arturo "Thunder" Gatti are forever linked in boxing lore thanks to one of the greatest rivalries of all time. Their first match was the 2002 fight of the year, with the ninth round called the round of the century. And their third match was again the fight of the year, for 2003. In both cases, each fighter ended up in the hospital following the bouts. Which may explain why there was never a fourth showdown; indeed, the fights were the final three of Ward's career, as he retired after their last showdown. Sadly, Gatti died a few short years later, removing any possibility of a comeback rematch between the pair, so the dream
of Ward vs. Gatti Part IV will always remain just that: a dream.
Rocky Marciano vs. Muhammad Ali
People have been dreaming about this fight since the moment Ali stepped onto the world stage. Marciano retired with his perfect 49-0 record in 1956; Ali made his professional debut in 1960. Though Marciano never seriously considered coming out of retirement to fight Ali, the two did meet in 1969 for a faux fight: they sparred on camera for a televised special called The Superfight: Marciano vs. Ali, which featured a computer simulating the results of the bout. Naturally, the computer declared it a draw, with different simulations showing both Marciano and Ali winning the bout. Who really would have won if they met in their prime is
something we can only dream about, but we do have one advantage now: our computer simulations are much, much cooler. Can someone get on that, please?
Rocky Balboa vs. Chuck Wepner
Finally, I just have to wonder how cool it would be to see the fictional Rocky Balboa square off against his real life inspiration, the scrappy, perpetual underdog Chuck Wepner. Wepner famously knocked down the heavily favored Muhammad Ali in a 1975 title bout before eventually being counted out at the end of the 15th round. He also later sued Sylvester Stallone over the appropriation of his story for the Rocky films, adding some extra spice to this potential matchup. It's not clear who would win in a fight between Balboa and Wepner, but one thing is certain: there wouldn't be any losers.