Pop Culture Babies Ranked Worst To Best

These days, streaming is in, pop culture phenomenons are bigger than ever, and all of your favorite adult characters have ... uh, been turned into babies?

It's strange but true. Maybe it's because Millennials, now in their 30s, are starting to have kids. Or maybe it's just that Baby Yoda is really that adorable. Who knows? Either way, you can't deny that the surge in baby (or kiddified) versions of major characters has now become a genuine trend, even though it's also quite true that infantile versions of cinematic, TV, and comic heroes have been popping up for decades. 

However, not all fictional babies are created equal, and for every cute little tree sapling that dances around with the Guardians of the Galaxy, there's also a creepy, young corporate mascot coming around to give you freakish nightmares. Here are the biggest pop culture baby versions of normally adult characters, ranked from worst to best.

Believe it or not, Godzilla started out as a dark allegory for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and his 1954 debut was a surprisingly effective horror movie. By the '60s, though, the Big G's popularity had progressively led to the character becoming increasingly ludicrous, a transition which finally reached its apex with the introduction of the original baby Godzilla, an annoying little squirt named Minilla. 

Now, babies are inherently adorable. It's not outlandish to presume a baby Godzilla would also be adorable. Minilla, though, was a step too far. When this kid wasn't busy wasting the Big G's time by jumping on his tail, the so-called son of Godzilla was instead freaking everyone out with arguably the worst, cheapest, most wrongheaded costume design of any kaiju ever. Seriously, just one look at that smiling, human-faced kid will tell you that, despite what everyone is claiming, he can't possibly be related to Godzilla. Frankly, it's hard to believe he's even supposed to be part of the same dinosaur species.

Of course, as old school cartoon fans (and SyFy Wire) may recall, Minilla also inspired the equally silly "Godzooky," who appeared in Hanna-Barbera's Godzilla Power Hour. Say what you will about Godzooky and his flapping wings, but he was a lot more tolerable than Minilla.

C'mon, guys. It's time to come clean. Did anyone — anyone — actually enjoy that '80s children's TV show trend of taking a popular cartoon, morphing all the classic characters into little kids, and pretending that the whole thing is some kind of weird prequel?

Yeah, didn't think so. From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo to Tom & Jerry Kids Show, these programs were pandering at its finest, to the point where even the kids watching them knew they were being pandered to. Probably the worst offender? The Flintstones Kids, which presumed to show Fred, Wilma, Barney, and Betty as a toddler squad, demonstrating that even the most clever Honeymooners tribute can only be stretched so far before it collapses in on itself. 

The Flintstones Kids really hit rock bottom with the special public service episode "Just Say No." This "war on drugs"-era weirdness was masterminded by Nancy Reagan, as explained by US Campaign, and it presents the baby cave people learning about why it's so important to say no to drugs, no matter how cool they might look, while also attending a concert thrown by Michael Jackson. Whoops, sorry, Michael Jackstone. Now, there's certainly nothing wrong with talking to kids about drugs and helping them overcome peer pressure, but it's hard to imagine that this silly cartoon would've convinced even the most impressionable child.

What makes Baby Mario any different from grownup Mario? These days, who knows, since he's been turned into just a smaller, diapered version of Mario who gets up to the same general activities as the adult Mario, minus the mustache. Over the years, Baby Mario (and, yes, Baby Luigi) have shown themselves capable of doing everything from playing tennis to playing baseball, when they're not busting their heads on question mark bricks ... an activity which, by the way, goes from funny to terrifying when the person doing it is a baby. Jeez.

Probably the key element in Baby Mario's popularity, though, is that there's a lot of nostalgia for the days when he was a lot more innocent, helpless, and needed your protection. The character was introduced in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, as explained by Games Radar, where the whole storyline involves the heroic Yoshi carrying the defenseless baby Mario on his back, in an effort to save the infant, all while also rescuing Baby Luigi and reuniting the future heroes with their parents. 

So there you have it. Yoshi's Island was basically the video game version of The Mandalorian, a few decades in advance.

Terms like "cute kid" and "intergalactic mass murderer" don't tend to go together like peanut butter and jelly. That said, scary as Thanos might be, he must've once been a bouncy, little purple baby, right? 

As you might recall, Avengers: Endgame taps into an old trope when War Machine discusses the idea of using time travel to go back and murder the young Thanos in his sleep. The team decides against this — ethical qualms aside, Hulk argues that time travel doesn't work that way — but the discussion nonetheless prompted some hilarious concept art, fan discussion, and fan theories.

However, Baby Thanos actually did appear in the comics, where the same eternal argument was answered. Sorta. According to Polygon, the 2019 alternate reality comic Cosmic Ghost Rider depicted the title character — who is actually the Punisher in this universe, because comics are confusing — going back in time to kill the purple infant. Spoiler alert: He flinches, because even Frank Castle doesn't want to murder babies. So Castle resolves to raise the baby with a better, more upstanding upbringing, hoping he grows up into a better person. Good idea, except Castle is a terrible role model, and the "new" Thanos instead turns into an equally tyrannical conqueror obsessed with punishment. Oops. Maybe it would've gone better if the father figure was Captain America?

No, you're not seeing double. This is another baby Godzilla. This time, though, the concept was done right. Because yes, Minilla sucks, but his replacement, Godzilla Junior, was simultaneously cute, awesome, and intimidating, even when people were feeding him flowers. 

Here's the deal. Back in the '70s, the once-mighty Godzilla franchise became mired in more cheese than you could possibly spread on a cracker, Minilla just being one part of the equation. So in 1984, as explained by Den of Geek, Toho Pictures pulled a Batman Begins before Batman Begins existed, meaning they rebooted the franchise with a dark, gritty film called The Return of Godzilla (among other titles). This created a new timeline, generally dubbed the "Heisei" era by fans, where some of the sillier elements of the franchise could be recreated more seriously. And, yes, Godzilla Junior was one of those. 

First introduced in 1993's Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II, the creature — originally named Baby Godzilla — is definitely lovable but still believably a reptile, as opposed to being a green Pillsbury Doughboy. There's a real sense that while this lizard kid might be all cool with humans today, he's still going to grow up into something a lot bigger and scarier, which made his evolution over the following films exciting to watch. By the end of the final film in the cycle, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, Junior has become almost a full-grown Godzilla himself, with all the firepower to match. Take that, Minilla.

Baby Yoda is far from the first pop culture baby, but he's certainly the most universally loved. The first time that The Mandalorian actor Werner Herzog saw the animatronic little green dude, according to GQ, he was moved to tears. So were legions of fans, who then proceeded to flood the internet with memes that, somehow, never get old. In a stunning twist, even Disney wasn't prepared for the sheer amount of love that Baby Yoda would receive, as Mental Floss explains, meaning they had to work overtime to produce merchandise for the character, while unlicensed, fan-made gear proliferated. Honestly, that just makes the whole thing even better.

As for Baby Yoda himself, though? Well, look at the guy. He's impossible not to fall in love with. As if his little blinking eyes weren't cute enough, everything from his shaky gestures to his little smile to his loving adoration for Mando seem convincingly like a real baby, to the point where you want to jump into the screen and shoot all those jerks who would ever try to harm him. Right now, the world still knows very little about Baby Yoda's origins — even his true name is a mystery, since the series merely calls him "the Child" — but his impact on pop culture is going to last for a long, long time.