Movies And TV Shows Sponsored By The U.S. Government

Americans are obsessed with media. They spend way too many hours of the day watching movies and TV shows when they could be, like, reading a book or volunteering or something. But it's so much easier to just sit back and let the pretty colors and sounds take you out of yourself. That means a lot of what we learn comes from the stuff we watch.

The U.S. government is not stupid. They know how effectively the big glowing screens suck people in and alter their thoughts. So they figured out a long time ago that they needed to get in on that. Sometimes this can be pretty innocent, like when they provide tanks and other stuff in exchange for a positive portrayal on film. Other times they take it up a notch, by helping studios produce what is essentially propaganda. And occasionally they just shell out cold, hard cash to make sure people hear "America is great!" loud and clear.

Not even your children are safe from government propaganda. Since 2015, the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, a branch of the government you've probably never even heard of, decided they needed to invade Saturday morning kids' TV and sponsored a crime procedural show based on their important mail-based exploits.

Whoever is in charge obviously thought letting young people in on their world was important because they shelled out $5.4 million for The Inspectors in the first two years alone, according to Deadline. However, the USPIS wants you to know that not a penny of your tax dollars went to this show because all the cash comes from "asset forfeiture and consumer fraud awareness funds."

It isn't just money the USPIS contributes, though. They give the writers access to their case files, the show is allowed to use trademarked logos and insignia, and there are technical advisers on set at all times "to make sure the law-enforcement procedures are as close to real as [possible]." The USPIS's national public information officer even compared the arrangement to the one the Navy has with mega-hit NCIS, although the Navy doesn't hand over money in exchange for being made to look good.

And that is absolutely the point here. There are no episodes about postal inspectors getting convicted of mail theft, for example, which is something that happens in real life. The goal of the show is to assist with "consumer awareness and crime prevention," exactly what kids want on their weekends.

In the 1950s, a British film company released that country's first feature-length animated film to huge acclaim. Newspapers called Animal Farm better than Disney movies. It even had a gala premier at the United Nations. But what no one knew was the movie had been paid for by the CIA.

The truth would come out 20 years later when the government agent in charge of getting the rights wrote a memoir. According to the Telegraph, he claimed that George Orwell's widow agreed to hand them over after he promised to introduce her to Clark Gable. But the CIA didn't want to fund the movie just to help a sad lady pine after an actor.

The spy agency picked Britain to make its film for interesting reasons. First, the company they chose had been behind some very effective propaganda films during World War II and they wanted to emulate that. Second, the CIA worried that U.S. animators might have left-leaning politics, or even be dirty Commies. They clearly couldn't be trusted with an anti-Communism film.

While they obviously thought Orwell had done a pretty good job beating readers over the head with how things in the USSR weren't great, the CIA took it even further. They got the filmmakers to change the ending. Instead of a bleak future where the evil pigs are in charge, the film has the farm animals get outside help (*cough* America *cough*) and valiantly overthrow their oppressors. That way all children learned that the West was totally going to kick Communism's butt.

No show about the military has ever been more popular than NCIS. Before 2003, almost no one had heard of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. In fact, in the first episode the main character has to explain who he is and why he can get on a plane with a gun, something that actually happened to a former director. These days millions of viewers could tell you exactly why. To make sure people see their good side, the real NCIS is pretty invested in the show.

The NCIS communications director regularly interacts with the cast and crew, according to the USO. Part of her job is to read the scripts. If there's something she doesn't like, she calls the show's producers and tells them "that's not helpful in terms of getting a message out about what we do." The scripts usually get changed.

They work so closely with various branches of the military that the real Navy secretary even had a cameo on the show in 2009. But, of course, all this help comes at a cost. Wired says that while the show does depict bad behavior in the military all the time, every storyline ends with it being corrected. That way viewers get the idea that, really, the military is made up of swell people.

After the 9/11 terrorist attacks, America suddenly found itself at war. This meant the military had to expand their most elite fighting force, the Navy SEALS. But adding 500 men meant doing enough outreach to get thousands of people interested in joining up. Eventually, someone hit on the idea of making a feature film about their fictionalized exploits.

According to SF Gate, the Navy went to movie studios with the pitch and stayed intimately involved through the whole process. The filmmakers soon realized that trying to train actors to be as badass as actual SEALs wasn't going to work. Instead, they cast the SEALs themselves. Everyone they approached originally said no, until the men were told by their superiors this was a legitimate military task and to get in the makeup chair.

It was important not to make a movie that just let enemies know exactly how SEALs worked, so the Navy watched every frame and took out anything that was even a little classified. Sometimes, they filmed outdated procedures. But it must have been pretty realistic still because the Navy kept all the raw footage to use in training exercises.

The timing ended up working out perfectly, since the movie came out just a few months after the country went Navy SEAL crazy. SEAL Team 6 had just taken out Osama bin Laden and suddenly everyone was aware of the most butt-kicking branch of the military, and the film helped them look even better.

It makes sense that the military wants to look awesome on screen as much as possible, but maybe they should pick their projects a little more carefully. How good can it be for recruiting (always the main goal) when the movie is hilariously bad? Like, for example, one starring a pop star based on a children's board game.

Apparently, the Department of Defense thought Battleship was worth the time. According to Fast Company, the Navy's chief of information looked at it this way: The movie was going to be made with or without the military's help, therefore it was in their "best interest" to offer assistance and make sure the movie "accurately portray who we are and what we do as a Navy." So the Navy spends their time fighting aliens? That's the only logical conclusion to draw, since a condition of their cooperation was giving the film's military a "realistic" enemy to fight.

In exchange for a completely pro-military script, the Navy gave filmmakers "extensive access to military facilities." Actors spent time out at sea to get into their roles, while principal photography took place during a real U.S. Pacific Fleet training exercise. If that wasn't enough, Navy advisers were always on set to help out.

The Navy must have been happy with the absolutely terrible final result because before the film's release they held special screenings of it at military facilities. The resulting increase in morale will be invaluable during the next alien invasion.