Now, for the most open prison of all. Off the coast of Finland, on a small island, is the Suomenlinna prison. There are dozens of small huts across the island, with shared kitchens thrown about. There's barbecues, ponds, and flatscreen TVs. More than that, however: this prison even allows prisoners to visit their family on the mainland, basically all the time.
The only downside we've seen is that, like with San Pedro, you do have to pay some to be here. But honestly, it's so nice, who would mind? There's no uniforms, no locks, no gates, you get cell phones, can go grocery shopping, study for university, and do basically whatever you would do in your normal everyday life.
A convicted smuggler spending time there said of the place, "It's quite relaxing to be here … We have bunnies." Wait … does your landlord let you have pets? Ours doesn't … okay, that settles it. We're moving to Finland. If their prisons are like this, can you imagine the rest of the place? Although, this actually does make us think: is Hell actually where it's at? Seriously, if all these prisons are this wonderful, doesn't it seem that chances are high Heaven is a dilapidated theme park, while Hell is, ya know, a Hilton?