Dark Moments From Nickelodeon Shows We All Forgot About

One of Nickelodeon's first original cartoons upon its 1991 debut, Rugrats was truly original and could only have worked as a cartoon. It depicted life from the point of view of babies and toddlers — surreal, brightly colored, full of wonder, and a little difficult to understand. A lot of the show's humor derived from Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, and the rest confidently mispronouncing words and getting the basic concept of everyday life activities completely wrong. But come on, they're babies — they don't know anything about anything. Rugrats was almost always a gentle and comforting show, except for the Season 1 episode "Ruthless Tommy." Grandpa Lou is supposed to be watching Tommy, but falls asleep, leaving a curious Tommy to crawl out of his playpen and out the front door, which was inadvertently left ajar. Tommy goes outside to play with a ball, only for two guys to swing by and swoop him up. 

Their reasoning for kidnapping a baby on this children's show is comically misguided: They got the address wrong and meant to kidnap a different baby, the son of a rich guy. While they throw a ransom note attached to a brick through the Pickles' window, Tommy ends up escaping by crying so much that he annoys the kidnappers enough to drive him home. Perhaps this Rugrats episode was the seed that got a generation hooked on true crime-based entertainment.

Writing for television is hard. After a few seasons on the air, it's tough to come up with new ideas, which is why so many TV series wind up doing a riff on It's a Wonderful Life. In that 1946 movie, a schmo named George Bailey attempts suicide, only to be rescued by an angel who shows him how the world would be worse off had he never been born. Dozens of shows have made their own version, from ALF to Night Court to The O.C. But it took the anarchic Nickelodeon cartoon Fairly OddParents to truly subvert the idea.

Every episode, Timmy Turner asks his bumbling fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda to grant him a wish, and in "It's a Wishful Life," Timmy, bitter over a lack of recognition for doing good deeds, wishes to have never been born. Fairy commander Jorgen Von Strangle then arrives to show Timmy what life would be like for the figures in his life had he never come around ... and they're better. Cosmo and Wanda serve Timmy's friend Chester, who uses his magic for acts of kindness and charity; Timmy's other friend A.J. grows up and graduates college, having not been held back by Timmy's bad influence; his bully is a nice and compassionate guy; and his parents instead had a daughter and are rich. This extremely depressing message is ultimately undone when the wish's effects are reversed, but still, pretty existential stuff for a cartoon.

The Ren & Stimpy Show was perpetually gross and weird. A show that depicts a rage-aholic chihuahua named Ren ripping out the nerve endings in his mouth for the "Nerve Ending Fairy" after his teeth rot away probably had no business being on a network for kids. One of its darkest episodes was "Sven Hoek." The plot: Ren, tired of Stimpy and his idiotic behavior, anticipates a visit from his long-lost Scandinavian cousin, Sven. But when he arrives, Sven hits it off with Stimpy instead, and they do things like hang out in a litter box and inflate rubber gloves on their heads. 

But when Ren comes home from work to find the house wrecked — Stimpy and Sven got bubble gum all over Ren's opera records and covered the living room in cat litter — Ren comes unglued and graphically details the punishment he plans to inflict on the two. (It includes ripping off their lips, gouging out their eyes, and tearing their arms out of their sockets.) But before he can commit these acts of extreme domestic violence, Ren cruelly urinates on a board game Stimpy and Sven had been playing. Unfortunately, that game is "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence." As Ren did just that, the house blows up, and all three characters die and wind up in Hell, where they meet Satan.

The 2000s Nickelodeon sitcom iCarly is as much to blame as any reality TV star for the scores of young people out there who want to grow up and become internet famous viral stars. It's about a teenager named Carly (Miranda Cosgrove), who, along with her friends Sam (Jennette McCurdy) and Freddie (Nathan Kross), make a web series (also called iCarly) that becomes hugely popular. Along with the benefits of fame come the perils, however. In Season 3, a fan takes a turn into toxic territory, and stalks and kidnaps the trio.

The fan, Nora (Danielle Morrow), can't get anybody (even her parents) to attend her 16th birthday party, so the iCarly trio goes and shoots a special episode at Nora's house to try to drum up interest. The gambit works and the party is a success, but then Nora snaps, believing the iCarly cast are angels sent to her to turn her life around, and so she traps them in her basement. But she apparently doesn't totally think that because Nora also confiscates everyone's phones. Carly manages to get a coded message out and the three children get rescued from their captor's basement, while Nora gets sent to juvie. Now that's a very special episode.

Nickelodeon viewers in the 2000s never knew where Mr. Meaty lurked. Airing seemingly randomly as interstitial, time-filling segments, this series of three-minute shorts popped up on Nick between 2006 and 2009. This workplace sitcom centered on the day-to-day action at Mr. Meaty, a disgusting fast food restaurant in a mall food court operated by two grotesque puppets: nerdy Parker and too-cool-for-school Josh. In between trying to impress classmates (particularly girls) who stop by Mr. Meaty, Parker and Josh deal with unusual fast food problems.

In one episode, Parker eats 12 "Ms. Meaty" burgers, topped with Ms. Meaty sauce that's apparently so loaded with estrogen that it puts him on an excruciating physical transformation into a girl. In another, Parker and Josh burn off a friend's nose in an attempt to remove a zit, and when it falls into the Mr. Meaty deep-fryer, they replace it with a sausage. There's also the rival food court eatery Soy What, which attempts to sacrifice Parker in a cannibalistic cult ritual, and there's the time Parker eats raw beef and develops a tapeworm. As there's something at least mildly disturbing in almost every Mr. Meaty episode, it probably left an entire generation of kids reluctant to go out and get that first after-school job at a fast food place.

As one of cable TV's first offerings in the late '70s and early '80s, Nickelodeon cobbled together a lineup of kid-friendly cartoons and variety shows imported from the U.K. and Canada. One show from up north, You Can't Do That on Television, became one of the channel's earliest hits and signature shows, combining sketch comedy with the behind-the-scenes, on-the-set antics of the kid actors starring in the sketches. It was basically a combination of Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock, although the sketches were surprisingly dark for a kiddie show — one recurring bit featured a kid tied to a post trying to talk his way out of execution via firing squad. The suits at Nickelodeon had no problem with underage capital punishment, so they sure didn't mind joking about adoption.

You Can't Do That on Television episodes usually had a theme, and for a 1987 episode that theme was "Adoption," but it was really "let's make fun of adopted kids." In one sketch, for example, the behavior of a peeping Tom teenage boy is blamed on the fact that he was adopted. After it aired, Nickelodeon decided to pull it out the rotation. "We ourselves didn't understand what buttons were being pushed about an episode dealing with adoption. And that was our mistake," show co-creator Geoffrey Darby told Splitsider in 2012. "... And so that was a bad show. ... I think it only ever aired once."