The Truth About 5G's Impact On The Pandemic

There's this old truism that magic is just science we don't understand, and by that metric, cell phones are, to most people, magic. Odds are, at this moment, you have an electric rectangle in your pocket that, through invisible means, picks up information from outer space and turns it into not just episodes of Justified, but also messages from your dad asking if you've finished watching Justified yet. And because this technology is essentially wizardry, it's been met with a double scoop of conspiracy theories over the years. Fears of cancer-causing radiation and universal government tracking have been making the rounds since the days of car phones. As reported by Scientific American, there was even a widespread hypothesis that mobile devices were an elaborate form of mind control, although there's been little evidence of this being the case. On an unrelated note, all glory to the Hypnotoad.

Concerned citizens have been blaming new technology for crises since day one. According to the BBC, around 400 BC, people claimed that the written word would dull the human memory. In the 19th century, infertility was blamed on the dangerously high speeds inherent in traveling on newfangled locomotives. In Dorothy Nelkin and Sander Gilman's 1988 paper "Placing Blame for Diseases," they pointed out that AIDS was explained by Soviet scientists as a result of genetic engineering by American CDC scientists.