• The Untold Truth Of The Tesla Cybertruck

    Ever since its launch (which went a bit wrong) the Cybertruck has seized the world's attention. Between the fun name, the size, the power, and the look, this is a vehicle that would seem more at home in a science fiction movie than real life. Here's the untold truth of the Tesla Cybertruck.

    By Nicholas Conley December 10th, 2019 Read More
  • KFC Selling Chicken-Scented Fire Log To Crisp Up Holidays

    KFC will now sell "chicken-scented fire logs" to warm your buns in time for Christmas. The chicken purveyors have teamed with Enviro-Log to bring you the "11 Herbs & Spices Firelog," a shameless name from a company which delights in shining the light of capitalism into the world's darkest crevices.

    By Jim Dykstra December 10th, 2019 Read More
  • What Are The Rarest Sneakers In The World?

    From Nelly lyrics, to Jordan ads, people have long been bombarded with messages telling them that their identity is tied up in sneakers -- the rarer the better. In fact, people literally kill for hard-to-afford (and thus hard-to-get) sneakers. So what are the rarest sneakers in the world?

    By A. C. Grimes December 9th, 2019 Read More
  • Putin Bashes Wikipedia, Plans To Create Homegrown Version

    Wikipedia is one of the most important inventions of the 21st century. Unfortunately, no matter how many minds it educates, the world's favorite internet resource can never catch a break. Now, Russian President Vladimir Putin is slamming Wikipedia — and trying to replace it with a Russian version.

    By Nicholas Conley December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Untold Truth Of World Chase Tag

    The world is full of grueling, unusual sports. But if you're looking for an intense sport that isn't too cheesy and won't get your goat, then World Chase Tag is it.

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • North Korea Opens Town Praised As 'The Epitome Of Civilization'

    North Korea is so poor that farmers steal each other's poop to use as fertilizer. In 2019, the Hermit Kingdom's poop-obsessed despot proudly announced that his country of doom had erected the "epitome of modern civilization" and officially opened that epitome for business.

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • Farmers Test VR Headsets To Show Cows Greener Pastures

    If you like animals, then you'll either udderly love or hate this story. But either way you'll have a cow. According to Forbes, Russian farmers are now testing virtual reality headsets for dairy cows to increase their milk production.

    By Jim Dykstra December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • The Real Reason The Tesla Cybertruck Looks So Weird

    So, Elon Musk's much-anticipated Tesla Cybertruck is finally here -- and boy, does it ever look weird. Its angular, minimalist design looks like nothing else you'll encounter on the road. Surely, there's some real reason and rhyme to the Cybertruck's design? Let's find out!

    By Pauli Poisuo December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • 'Starch Artist' Sculpts Mashed Potato Cybertruck At Thanksgiving

    Greg Milano, a 30 year old real estate worker will never be more famous for his other accomplishments as he currently is for playing with his food. Milano took Twitter by storm over Thanksgiving weekend with his magnum opus: a Tesla Cybertruck made entirely of mashed potatoes.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • Infrared Images Uncover Hidden Tattoos On Egyptian Mummies

    Through the use of infrared imaging, scientists have discovered previously unnoticed tattoos on seven mummies from the Deir el-Medina region of Egypt. It's a big find that's changing the way researchers view the significance of getting a sleeve done.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Dangerous Snail In The World

    There is a seemingly endless panoply of animals that could absolutely kill you if they felt so inclined. And in case you thought armored slugs weren't on that list, you've got another thing coming: snails can kill you. Here's the most dangerous snail in the world.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Expensive Bird In The World

    What's the most you'd pay for a bird? $100,000? $200,000? How many of your mansions and thoroughbred horse ranches would you be willing to take out second and third mortgages on to get your mitts around the avian of your dreams? The most expensive bird in the world is not what you'd think.

    By Tom Meisfjord November 26th, 2019 Read More
  • The Untold Truth Of The World's Dirtiest Man

    Not everybody has a nose for modern views on cleanliness. One of those undoubtedly sturdy noses belongs to an Iranian villager named Amou Haji, a man who not only pooh-poohs bathing but smokes animal poo, making him possibly the world's dirtiest man. What underlies Haji's extremely unclean behavior?

    By A. C. Grimes November 26th, 2019 Read More
  • How Much Michael Bloomberg Has To Spend Daily To Go Broke

    Donald Trump might boast about his billionaire status, but the current president can hardly compete with his latest challenger: Michael Bloomberg, the former mayor of NYC who is sitting on an unbelievable $53 billion. Just how much would Bloomberg have to spend every day to go broke?

    By Pauli Poisuo November 26th, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Horrifying Things That Happened At Funerals

    Funerals are somber affairs, with lots of crying and hugging. So imagine how bad it would be if everything went horribly wrong. Though it is rare, mistakes, accidents, and disruptions can make a funeral go from bad to catastrophic. Here are the most horrifying things that happened at funerals.

    By Asher Cantrell November 22nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Rarest Dog Breed In The World

    A lot of dog breeds are contenders for "world's rarest." So really, it's hard to say which one is the rarest, because the answer depends a lot on who you ask. And you're asking us which is the rarest dog breed, so we're going to tell you. This is the rarest dog breed in the world.

    By Becki Robins November 20th, 2019 Read More