• The Untold Truth Of WWE Star Asuka

    Kanako Urai is one of the most well-respected wrestlers in Japan and in the WWE. But while the Empress of Tomorrow's in-ring skills speak for themselves, the story outside the ropes is every bit as fascinating as the action that happens within them. Here's the untold truth of WWE star Asuka.

    By Chris Sims January 8th, 2020 Read More
  • Chinese Paddlefish Declared Extinct

    The Chinese paddlefish, also known as the "Chinese swordfish," is part of a group of fish believed to have been around since the Lower Jurassic period. Rather, it was, until those pesky humans came along and wiped the species right off the face of the Earth like doodles on a dry erase board.

    By Jim Dykstra January 8th, 2020 Read More
  • Gravitational Waves Detected For Second Time Ever

    Discovering something for the first time is a magnificent thing, but it's not until you observe it a second time that you prove that the first one wasn't just a fluke. One of these great second times took place in January 6, 2020, when LIGO repeated its 2015 trick of detecting gravitational waves.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • China's Terracotta Army Just Got Reinforcements

    China, the country with the biggest military in the world at 1.6 million troops, according to Army Technology, has just unearthed a special reinforcement unit. We're talking, of course, about the Terracotta Soldiers.

    By Jim Dykstra January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • Charmin Debuts Toilet Paper 'RollBot' At CES 2020

    Good news for anyone who doesn't have small children or a cat today: now, you too can experience the sensation of never, ever feeling alone in the bathroom, as Procter & Gamble has introduced the world to a toilet paper robot.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • Hyundai Promises Flying Cars For Uber By 2023

    Ah, flying cars! Exciting in theory, mildly terrifying in reality. The latest development on the airborne commute front came on January 6, 2020, when Hyundai announced they were teaming up with Uber to create an "air taxi service," which could be operational as early as 2023.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • NASA Just Found A Nearby, Earth-Like Planet

    Modern telescopes, satellites and whatnot have found plenty of planets. However, things get really exciting when we find one that orbits its sun in the so-called habitable zone -- the small fraction of the solar system that could theoretically support life. Well, guess what? NASA just found one.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • One Thing Young Bill Gates Wasn't Worried About

    Bill Gates is not just a one-percenter -- he's the one literally standing on top of the entire world's money mountain. It's easy to be generous and self-assured when you have the kind of wealth that enables you to do anything, but was Gates as confident back when he was still a young up-and-comer?

    By Pauli Poisuo January 7th, 2020 Read More
  • What Causes A Firenado?

    Lo, the firenado: destroyer of worlds. But where does it come from? What is its origin? Against whom does it seek to exact terrible vengeance?

    By Tom Meisfjord January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • Physicist Says He Knows How To Build A Time Machine

    University of Connecticut physics professor Ron Mallett claims to have found a way to travel through time using lasers in what is either the greatest scientific accomplishment in human history or a ripe example of what happens to an educator's give-a-damn once they get tenure.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • Did Thomas Edison Really Electrocute An Elephant To Death?

    Though he had nearly 1,100 patents to his name, Thomas Edison is most often remembered as a bringer of light. So it's only appropriate that some detractors have practically depicted him as Lucifer with a light bulb filament for a pitchfork. Some even say he electrocuted an elephant to death!

    By A. C. Grimes January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • Papa John Has A New Year's Resolution: Eat 50 Pies In 30 Days

    Per Business Insider, Papa John's founder and ousted CEO John Schnatter posted a video declaring his New Year's resolution to eat a gut-stuffing 50 pizzas in 30 days. You may recall that in November 2019, he claimed to have consumed more than 40 pizzas in that amount of time.

    By A. C. Grimes January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • Hasbro Now Owns Death Row Records

    Hasbro was the company behind such timeless toys as Mr. Potato Head, Transformers, and G.I. Joe. But your childhood is past its Optimus Prime, and Hasbro has transformed again. As Snoop Dogg might say, "Ain't nuthin' but a G.I. Joe thang, baby. Death Row is the label for playthings."

    By A. C. Grimes January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • The Rabbit Breed That Makes The Best Pet

    Unfortunately, you will never have Bugs Bunny to pet to your heart's content. So you'll have to settle for an inferior rabbit that can't crack jokes. Despite these extremely disappointing shortcomings, there are non-Bugs bunny breeds that might make a great pet. Which is the best?

    By A. C. Grimes January 6th, 2020 Read More
  • The Truth About America's Oldest Herd Of Bison

    Despite what "Home on the Range" claims, buffalo don't roam in North America -- that's bison; our national mammal. But much like the fate of Native Americans -- bison have been relegated to a shadow of their former numbers. Here's the truth about America's oldest herd of bison.

    By Jim Dykstra January 3rd, 2020 Read More
  • Kiss Of Death: Hershey's To Retire Fleet Of Kissmobiles

    Originally rolled off the line in 1997, the Kissmobile is a 12-foot high, 26-foot long testament to man's ability to shrug and say "Why not?" In a statement by Hershey spokesman Jeff Beckman, it was announced that the Kissmobiles would not be making further appearances starting in 2020.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 3rd, 2020 Read More
  • The Dog Breed That Is Closest To A Wolf

    People have adopted all kinds of animal friends throughout history, but dogs have always been humankind's closest companions. But the contemporary doggo that is the most genetically similar to its ancestors is about the least wolfy little thing imaginable. Here's the dog breed closest to a wolf.

    By Nicholas Conley January 3rd, 2020 Read More
  • AKC Announces Two New Dog Breeds: Barbet And Dogo Argentino

    In a groundbreaking announcement that's sure to change the game, the American Kennel Club announced this week that there are two new dog breeds, the "barbet" and the "dogo Argentino," and that they are definitely not just a pit bull and a poodle.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 3rd, 2020 Read More
  • What Life Is Really Like As A Conjoined Twin

    The chances of being conjoined twins are about 1 in 200,000, roughly the same odds the Atlanta Falcons had of losing to the Patriots in the 2017 Super Bowl. But as we all know, these things inevitably happen, and when they happen, we must live with the consequences.

    By Jim Dykstra January 2nd, 2020 Read More