• The Truth About Ben Afquack, The Drumming Duck

    Most famous ducks ruffle people's feathers on account of some severe character defect or unsavory behavior. However, in 2020, the internet fell in love with a duck who had no apparent shortcomings. That seemingly flawless fowl is, of course, Ben Afquack, the drumming duck.

    By A. C. Grimes January 29th, 2020 Read More
  • Why Are Koi Fish So Expensive?

    A premium koi fish is like an expertly cut diamond or a Robert Downey, Jr movie: it's expensive because a lot of talented people worked hard to create it, but not necessarily because it's objectively amazing. So why are koi fish so expensive?

    By Tom Meisfjord January 29th, 2020 Read More
  • The Timeline Of Kobe Bryant's Entire Career

    Kobe Bryant was born on August 23, 1978, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. On January 26, 2020 he perished in a tragic helicopter accident that the world will be struggling to process for a long, long time. Let's take a look at the timeline of Kobe Bryant's career.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 28th, 2020 Read More
  • Walking Sharks Discovered Near Australian Coast

    As if Australia hasn't suffered enough, it now has sharks that – wait for it – walk. First Steve Irwin, and then bush fires turning koalas into tiki torches, and let's not even mention Paul Hogan.

    By Eric Meisfjord January 28th, 2020 Read More
  • Signs That Your Cat Is Crying For Help

    If dogs are manipulative, cats are actively wrapping us around their little finger, quietly purring in their little heads as they have already made us do what they want before we even know it. For instance, that "crying for help" thing? Let's see how they do it.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • Is Cat Food Bad For Dogs?

    Beggars can't be choosers, and nobody begs better than dogs. They'll eat almost anything. So what about cat food, then? How bad could it possibly be?

    By A. C. Grimes January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • Scientists Figured Out Why Stress Turns Hair Gray

    According to a study recently published in Nature, scientists have discovered that graying hair, that long-dreaded (that's wordplay, and it's great) sign of inescapable mortality, may be caused by stress. So stop worrying about it and it won't happen. Are you still worried? It shows.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • 'Super Bowl Of Snake Hunting' Removes 80 Pythons From Everglades

    The Python Bowl was a special ten-day event set up by state officials in order to raise awareness to the Everglades' massive python problem, and judging by the fact that it attracted over 750 participants, it's probably fair to say that the stunt was a successful one.

    By Pauli Poisuo January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • What Really Happens When Birds Fly Into A Plane Engine

    In 2018, planes crashed into more than 40 birds per day, tying a record set in the previous year. Obviously, these incidents have spelled doom for thousands of birds as well. So what exactly happens when one of those poor feathered souls soars into a plane engine?

    By A. C. Grimes January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • How Many Black Belts Does Jet Li Really Have?

    Jet Li has been a martial arts prodigy for about as long as such honorifics have been possible for him to achieve. With a track record like that, it's easy to believe that Li has more black belts than most of us have regular, keeping-our-pants-up belts. How many does he have, exactly?

    By Pauli Poisuo January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • How Deadly Is The Coronavirus?

    On December 31st of 2019, the World Health Organization was informed by Chinese officials of what appeared to be a pneumonia outbreak in the densely populated city of Wuhan. By January 9th, the cause was determined to be a new strain of coronavirus. Two days later, the first fatality was reported.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 24th, 2020 Read More
  • Why Is Insulin So Expensive?

    Insulin hasn't always been expensive. In fact, in most places it's quite cheap. So, what gives? What has happened within the last century or so to make diabetics have to ration their insulin and potentially risk their lives? Let's find out!

    By Pauli Poisuo January 24th, 2020 Read More
  • 'World's Worst Cat' Up For Adoption, Free Of Charge

    If you're living in North Carolina and looking for a way to make your life even worse on a budget, then great news. The Mitchell County Animal Rescue is currently offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a terrible cat. And lucky you, they're giving her away for free.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 24th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason Olympians Started Biting Their Medals

    The crowd goes wild. Bob Costas lauds you, and you take to the podium to claim your Olympic medal. Once the national anthem has concluded, photographers line up to take your picture. Do you pump your fist? Cry tears of joy? No. You open wide and bite down on your Olympic gold. But why?

    By Jim Dykstra January 24th, 2020 Read More