• The Dumbest Dog Breed In The World

    First things first: if you're studying up on different dog breeds, it can be difficult to get a straight answer on which one is, broadly speaking, the least intelligent. But there is a clear winner for 'dumbest dog breed in the world.'

    By Tom Meisfjord December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Smallest Hedgehog Breed In The World

    Most hedgehogs can fit in an adult's hand. Their average measurements vary by species, but the biggest reach about a foot in length. Some hedgehogs are so small that Sonic could crush one while running at the speed of sound without even noticing his tragic misstep. Which breed is the smallest?

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Richest Family In The World

    Every year we're bombarded with lists about the richest billionaires in the world, as the world waits with bated breath to see whether the number one spot is occupied by Unfathomably Rich Guy One or Unfathomably Rich Guy Two. But have you ever wondered what the richest family in the world is?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • SpaceX Launch To Carry Beer, Fire And Mighty Mice To ISS

    Scientists have priorities -- they study what they believe to be most likely to have a lasting impact on humanity. Which is why a SpaceX rocket set to launch Wednesday, Dec. 4 is carrying experiments on beer brewing, mouse muscle decay, and "fire behavior" to the International Space Station.

    By Jim Dykstra December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • North Korea Opens Town Praised As 'The Epitome Of Civilization'

    North Korea is so poor that farmers steal each other's poop to use as fertilizer. In 2019, the Hermit Kingdom's poop-obsessed despot proudly announced that his country of doom had erected the "epitome of modern civilization" and officially opened that epitome for business.

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • Here's How Much Money Ric Flair Is Actually Worth

    Woooo! Ric Flair is a true legend of professional wrestling, and a true "stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun." So how much money does the master of the Figure Four Leglock really have? Does he have any at all?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • The Reason Young Bill Gates Wouldn't Like Himself Today

    It's a constant of the universe that we, as individuals, have a difficult time reconciling our current selves with the people we used to be. But what about those who've achieved greatness? No, turns out they can self loathe with the worst of us. At least, that's how Bill Gates feels.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • Europe Signs On To Help Save Planet By Smashing Asteroids

    One day while you're ordering your latte while swiping left on Tinder hopefuls, you'll feel the earth tremble beneath your feet as a massive asteroid collides with our planet. Now, NASA and the European Space Agency have teamed up to practice smashing these potential planet-wrecking asteroids.

    By Jim Dykstra December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • Farmers Test VR Headsets To Show Cows Greener Pastures

    If you like animals, then you'll either udderly love or hate this story. But either way you'll have a cow. According to Forbes, Russian farmers are now testing virtual reality headsets for dairy cows to increase their milk production.

    By Jim Dykstra December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • The Oldest Unsolved Murder In The World

    Were restrictions on killing even more lax before written laws existed? Maybe, but without an ancient Ice-T to shed light on the subject, we can only take a stab in the dark and hope not to kill anyone in the process. With that potential alibi in mind, here's the world's oldest unsolved "murder."

    By A. C. Grimes December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • The Real Reason The Tesla Cybertruck Looks So Weird

    So, Elon Musk's much-anticipated Tesla Cybertruck is finally here -- and boy, does it ever look weird. Its angular, minimalist design looks like nothing else you'll encounter on the road. Surely, there's some real reason and rhyme to the Cybertruck's design? Let's find out!

    By Pauli Poisuo December 3rd, 2019 Read More
  • The Reason Sloths Are So Slow

    Sloths are the adorable embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins, suggesting that when these slow-moving cuties die they go straight to hell, giving a whole new meaning to the term 'slow burn'. We kid. Here's why sloths are so slow.

    By A. C. Grimes December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • 'Starch Artist' Sculpts Mashed Potato Cybertruck At Thanksgiving

    Greg Milano, a 30 year old real estate worker will never be more famous for his other accomplishments as he currently is for playing with his food. Milano took Twitter by storm over Thanksgiving weekend with his magnum opus: a Tesla Cybertruck made entirely of mashed potatoes.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • Infrared Images Uncover Hidden Tattoos On Egyptian Mummies

    Through the use of infrared imaging, scientists have discovered previously unnoticed tattoos on seven mummies from the Deir el-Medina region of Egypt. It's a big find that's changing the way researchers view the significance of getting a sleeve done.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Happiest Country In The World

    In a stunning upset, the U.N. has reported that, for the seventh straight year, the happiest place on Earth has an astonishingly low giant-anthropomorphic-mouse-to-human ratio. But the problem with bipedal man-rats is that you never know how many of them are in your area until it's too late.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • How Much Money Is In The US?

    The US already has a national anthem, but its de facto theme music might just be the O'Jays' "For the Love of Money," a song whose intro consists of the word 'money' sung over and over. It captures the ravenous passion for cash that shapes America's character. But just how much money is in the US?

    By A. C. Grimes December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Dangerous Snail In The World

    There is a seemingly endless panoply of animals that could absolutely kill you if they felt so inclined. And in case you thought armored slugs weren't on that list, you've got another thing coming: snails can kill you. Here's the most dangerous snail in the world.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • Who Trained Jet Li?

    It's easy to forget that Li didn't just pop into existence as a fully formed, super-talented martial artist. His considerable skills are the result of countless hours of practice and rigorous training. But who exactly taught him all those fancy moves? Who trained Jet Li?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Expensive Diamond In The World

    Diamonds are not really worth much. Yet some of these not-so-precious gems can sell for tens of millions of dollars. So before revealing the most expensive diamond in the world: What makes a clump of old carbon worth more money than most people could earn in several lifetimes?

    By A. C. Grimes December 2nd, 2019 Read More
  • The Truth About The Last True Egyptian Pharaoh

    "True Egyptian pharaoh? Is that like a true Scotsman?" If you take it to mean "of or relating to Egypt," then Cleopatra clearly counts as the last true pharaoh. However, if you interpret it in terms of native-born Egyptian pharaohs, then the last was actually Nectanebo II.

    By A. C. Grimes December 2nd, 2019 Read More