• The Most Aggressive Chicken Breed In The World

    It seems that some chickens -- no matter how kind you are to them -- just can't be saved from their own anger. So the best you can do is just save yourself from them. So what chicken breeds is most likely to reenact a Hitchcock film? Which chicken breed is the most aggressive in the world?

    By A. C. Grimes December 9th, 2019 Read More
  • The Quietest Cat Breed In The World

    Have you ever looked at your cutie patootie kitty -- or any kitty for that matter -- and wished with all your heart and soul that it would shut the fluff up? Here's the quietest cat breed in the world.

    By A. C. Grimes December 9th, 2019 Read More
  • Bill Nye Is Suing Disney For $28 Million

    In 2017, "Science Guy" Bill Nye joined the ant-Mickey Mouse Club and jointly filed a $28 million lawsuit against Disney. Per the LA Times, in December 2019, a court allowed the case to proceed. Here's why Nye wants to throw the book at Disney.

    By A. C. Grimes December 6th, 2019 Read More
  • Nikola Tesla's Greatest Invention You Didn't Know About

    This holiday season, while you're playing with your freshly unwrapped drone or whatever radio operated doodads the youths are fiddling with these days, don't thank your parents or your spouse. Thank the electrifying genius Nikola Tesla. Here's Tesla's greatest invention you didn't know about.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 6th, 2019 Read More
  • The Beer-Drinking Bear That Served In WWII

    Every army needs a good mascot. During World War II, Polish soldiers had a cigarette-smoking, beer-chugging brown bear named Wojtek. And despite the smoking, he was a breath of fresh air.

    By A. C. Grimes December 6th, 2019 Read More
  • Here's Why Baby Yoda Merch Won't Be Home For Christmas

    "Be good, you must, or else under the tree presents from Santa there will not be." That's what Yoda would say. But perhaps Yoda could use a lesson from the dark side of American consumer culture, because his newly popularized brethren, Baby Yoda, will miss out on the Christmas shopping season.

    By Jim Dykstra December 6th, 2019 Read More
  • How Much Money Will Bill Gates' Children Inherit?

    Ah, Bill Gates! A perennial presence near the top of the Forbes list of billionaires, the co-chairman of the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation, a prolific investor, and the co-founder of some small company called Microsoft. Say, how many billions do you think each of his children will inherit?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 6th, 2019 Read More
  • The Most Poisonous Fish In The World

    The most poisonous fish in the world has developed the ability to camouflage itself seamlessly amidst the coral and rocks of the ocean floor. When hunting, it can strike and kill its prey in a fraction of a second. It is also, scientifically speaking, more venomous than Reptile from Mortal Kombat.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • The Truth About Dog Years

    So the common knowledge goes like this: a dog ages seven years for every one year they're gracing us with their presence. Maybe it's our fault for being so difficult to live with, but who's to say? Are dog years real or full of balogna?

    By Tom Meisfjord December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • When Did People First Start Drinking Coffee?

    Almost everybody loves coffee. You probably drank coffee when you first woke up this morning, and there's a decent chance that you're sipping on some right now. Human beings didn't evolve with coffee beans in their mouths, however. So when did people first start drinking coffee?

    By Nicholas Conley December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • Willie Nelson Hasn't Quit Pot, Just Smoking

    The internet is ablaze with rumors that one of the world's most iconic tokens of toking, Willie Nelson, quit smoking weed. For a society increasingly enamored with the emerald cabbage of jazz, this was devastating news. After all, Nelson penned the classic "Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die."

    By Jim Dykstra December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • Here's How Much Jet Li Is Actually Worth

    It can be hard to remember what the martial arts movie scene was like before Jet Li came along, but here's a question: What, exactly, has this long and novel career path paid? Is Li merely comfortably wealthy, or could his peculiar profession have made him downright rich? Let's find out!

    By Pauli Poisuo December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • Here's How Much Money Jackie Chan Is Actually Worth

    Jackie Chan is one of the world's most famous and long-tenured martial arts superstars and, for that matter, actors in general. According to his IMDb page, the venerable Kung Fu movie star made his debut in 1963, and now holds over 140 acting credits. How much money does Jackie Chan actually have?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • How Much Money Exists In The World?

    It's pretty safe to say that no single person is ever going to own every single piece of currency that exists on planet Earth. Still, for the sake of conversation, let's assume it's possible. How rich would a person be if they owned all the money that exists in the world?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • 82-Year Old Female Bodybuilder 'Clobbers' Home Intruder

    On November 21st, 2019, a man approached the home of 82-year old Rochester resident Willie Murphy, claiming that he needed an ambulance. When Murphy called first responders without opening the door, the man reportedly forced his way into the house. And that is when things got real.

    By Tom Meisfjord December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • Who Trained Chuck Norris?

    Try to find any actual biographical info on Chuck Norris, and you will soon find yourself swallowed up by the remnants of 2004's most poppin' fresh comedy stylings. But just who trained him?

    By Tom Meisfjord December 5th, 2019 Read More
  • Putin Bashes Wikipedia, Plans To Create Homegrown Version

    Wikipedia is one of the most important inventions of the 21st century. Unfortunately, no matter how many minds it educates, the world's favorite internet resource can never catch a break. Now, Russian President Vladimir Putin is slamming Wikipedia — and trying to replace it with a Russian version.

    By Nicholas Conley December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • America May Suffer French Fry Shortage After Poor Potato Harvest

    French fries are far from the healthiest way to eat a potato, but they might be the tastiest. If you're an American who loves fries, though, it looks like 2020 won't be your favorite year. Maybe. The problem, once again, is climate-related. Here's why America may suffer from a french fry shortage.

    By Nicholas Conley December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Dumbest Dog Breed In The World

    First things first: if you're studying up on different dog breeds, it can be difficult to get a straight answer on which one is, broadly speaking, the least intelligent. But there is a clear winner for 'dumbest dog breed in the world.'

    By Tom Meisfjord December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Smallest Hedgehog Breed In The World

    Most hedgehogs can fit in an adult's hand. Their average measurements vary by species, but the biggest reach about a foot in length. Some hedgehogs are so small that Sonic could crush one while running at the speed of sound without even noticing his tragic misstep. Which breed is the smallest?

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • The Richest Family In The World

    Every year we're bombarded with lists about the richest billionaires in the world, as the world waits with bated breath to see whether the number one spot is occupied by Unfathomably Rich Guy One or Unfathomably Rich Guy Two. But have you ever wondered what the richest family in the world is?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • SpaceX Launch To Carry Beer, Fire And Mighty Mice To ISS

    Scientists have priorities -- they study what they believe to be most likely to have a lasting impact on humanity. Which is why a SpaceX rocket set to launch Wednesday, Dec. 4 is carrying experiments on beer brewing, mouse muscle decay, and "fire behavior" to the International Space Station.

    By Jim Dykstra December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • North Korea Opens Town Praised As 'The Epitome Of Civilization'

    North Korea is so poor that farmers steal each other's poop to use as fertilizer. In 2019, the Hermit Kingdom's poop-obsessed despot proudly announced that his country of doom had erected the "epitome of modern civilization" and officially opened that epitome for business.

    By A. C. Grimes December 4th, 2019 Read More
  • Here's How Much Money Ric Flair Is Actually Worth

    Woooo! Ric Flair is a true legend of professional wrestling, and a true "stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun." So how much money does the master of the Figure Four Leglock really have? Does he have any at all?

    By Pauli Poisuo December 3rd, 2019 Read More